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       ATF:  ANTI-TOC FEDERATION.  ISSUE NUMBER ONE.  TOC SUCKS!
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	hey.  phantom-x here.  sup.  you may know me from some of my 
awesome ansi/ascii art i've done... been in groups like TReNCH, HYDR0, 
TYPHoiD... i'm pretty well-known around the scene.  i was just like bored 
tonight, and i decided to write a textfile, cuz i was bored.  oh yeah, 
also it's cuz i'm real PISSED.

	earlier tonight, i downloaded some mags off irc, called ToC.  and 
i read em, and they really SUCKED!  so i started up my group, ATF.  
anti-toc-federation.  this group is dedicated to telling the world how 
much ToC _SUCKS_ and how much it is stupid and should die!!!

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ARTICLE #1: LORDLASER IS A DAMN FUQIN LORDLAMER!
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	just for some background for my zine, i looked around on irc for 
this guy lordlaser, so i could talk to him about his zine.  after i 
interviewed him i decided that he was such a lamer and i bet he doesn't 
have any friends either.  haha.  here's the interview i conducted when i 
found him:

<phantom-x> hey lordlamer hows it goin
<lordlaser> shuttup.  have you read my e-mag?
<phantom-x> yeah it sucks.  so why did you write it.
<lordlaser> it doesn't suck dumbass it rulez.
	so, as you can see in this interview lordlaser is a total lamer 
and he sucks.  haha i couldn't believe he said it rulez.  lamer.

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ARTICLE 2: LORDLAMER WATCH YOUR ASS
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	HEY LORDLAMER JUST IN CASE YOUR READING THIS YOU BETTER WATCH 
YOUR ASS.  I'M GONNA GET MY FUCKIN POSSE AND FUCKIN KICK YOUR ASS LAMER.  
COME ON ANY TIME JUST TELL ME WHERE YOU LIVE I'LL KICK YOUR ASS.  HAHA I 
BET YOUR TOO CHICKEN.

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ARTICLE 3: that's all, doodz
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	well, that's it i'm done.  haha lordlamer is just a wuss he's too 
chicken to come and fight me.  well, l8r all, look for ATF #2 soon if 
these lame ToC guyz don't learn there lesson and stop writing there 
stupid textfiles.

	look for me on irc if you wanna apply to ATF, we still need 
coderz, ansi guyz, guyz to write our webpage, guyz to give us an ftp 
site, and writerz too.  ok that's it i'm out.  cya.



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