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               This are some of my favorite quotes and I fucking don't
               care if you like them or not..... If ya have a quote
               you want in here... TOUGH!!! This is my file..
            
            
                
                
                
                "You drop a pebble into a pond you get ripples, 
                    Soon the ripples cross the hole pond."


                      "I do not like green eggs and ham.
                        I do not like them, Sam I am."

         
             "A lie is most convenciling hidden between two truths."

          
                        "If you build it he will come."
         

              "Do you believe in the existence of extraterrestrials?" 


                         "There's something up there."

 
              "This is the weapon of a Jedi knight. Not as clumsy or as
               random as a blaster... An elegant weapon for a more 
               civilized age.. For over a thousand generations the Jedi 
               knight were the guardians of peace and justice in the
               old Republic... before the dark times.... before the
               Empire."

         
                   "I think I can, I think I can, I think I can.."
            


                              "Never eat yellow snow."
          
          
          
          "Beauty is frighting to some people, but we refuse to accept
         the standard television defination of what beauty is.  We don't
         want to live in a beer commercial.  We don't have permanet
         shadows that make our plain faces pretty.  We don't have 
         perfect airbrushed bodies, and we don't want them. Point is not 
         to be beautiful, the point is to be your self......"