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FIRE AND FORGET EZINE!
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ISSUE #FIVE - I know not of the technical details of
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THE SPACT Newsletter 26/12/03 [Sabbat of Yule]
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                       D M Y!


               THAT'S VALLEY GIRL FOR

 
                "DON'T MESS YOURSELF"


             USE IT IN A SENTENCE TODAY!



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The SPACT news letter; short news, reviews, gossip
and love in miniature from the SOL crew. For more
of the same check out the other publications
distributed on www.soljo.org.

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Last Call For Soljo Xmas 2003 Submissions
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The last call for submission to the Soljo 2003
Xmas Edition has gone out. So any submissions
to Soljo should go to editor@soljo.org as soon as
is possible.


We May Have Found An Artist For New Dawn Comics
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After an extensive search we may just have found the
perfect artists for the covers of New Dawn Comics
productions! As soon as more information is known,
the pages of SPACT will be the first to publish it.


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Just Another Day in Serenity City MUD...
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Mugger says 'This isn't a nice part of town man... 
you got any cash?'

<4000hp 2000m 2000mv> get eagle from holster
You get Desert Eagle .50AE from Double Shoulder 
Holster

<4000hp 2000m 2000mv> wield eagle
You wield Desert Eagle .50AE.

<4000hp 2000m 2000mv> kill mugger
Your shot *** ANNIHILATES *** Mugger!
Mugger is DEAD!!

<4000hp 2000m 2000mv> say How about, No?
You say 'How about, No?'



The Twelve Days of Cyber Xmas
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[Sing along!]

On the first day of Christmas
a hacker sent to me:

A spam about penis envy.


On the second day of Christmas
a hacker sent to me:

2 clever virii,
and a spam about penis envy.


On the third day of Christmas
a hacker sent to me:

3 trojan horses,
2 clever virii,
and a spam about penis envy.


On the fourth day of Christmas
a hacker sent to me:

4 pirate movies,
3 trojan horses,
2 clever virii,
and a spam about penis envy.


On the fifth day of Christmas
a hacker sent to me:

5 suspicious port probes,
4 pirate movies,
3 trojan horses,
2 clever virii,
and a spam about penis envy.


On the sixth day of Christmas
a hacker sent to me:

6 big white vans,
5 suspicious port probes,
4 pirate movies,
3 trojan horses,
2 clever virii,
and a spam about penis envy.


On the seventh day of Christmas
a hacker sent to me:

7 federal agents,
6 big white vans,
5 suspicious port probes,
4 pirate movies,
3 trojan horses,
2 clever virii,
and a spam about penis envy.


On the eighth day of Christmas
a hacker sent to me:

8 stupid judges,
7 federal agents,
6 big white vans,
5 suspicious port probes,
4 pirate movies,
3 trojan horses,
2 clever virii,
and a spam about penis envy.


On the ninth day of Christmas
a hacker sent to me:

9 non-guilty verdicts,
8 stupid judges,
7 federal agents,
6 big white vans,
5 suspicious port probes,
4 pirate movies,
3 trojan horses,
2 clever virii,
and a spam about penis envy.


On the tenth day of Christmas
a hacker sent to me:

10 well paid job offers,
9 non-guilty verdicts,
8 stupid judges,
7 federal agents,
6 big white vans,
5 suspicious port probes,
4 pirate movies,
3 trojan horses,
2 clever virii,
and a spam about penis envy.


On the eleventh day of Christmas
a hacker sent to me:

11 sponsorships from jolt cola,
10 well paid job offers,
9 non-guilty verdicts,
8 stupid judges,
7 federal agents,
6 big white vans,
5 suspicious port probes,
4 pirate movies,
3 trojan horses,
2 clever virii,
and a spam about penis envy.


On the twelfth day of Christmas
a hacker sent to me:

12 tabloid articles,
11 sponsorships from jolt cola,
10 well paid job offers,
9 non-guilty verdicts,
8 stupid judges,
7 federal agents,
6 big white vans,
5 suspicious port probes,
4 pirate movies,
3 trojan horses,
2 clever virii,
and a spam about penis envy!

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PaRiS
paris@thegreatone.me.uk
www.thegreatone.me.uk


Xmas TV Rant
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What the fuck is up with TV around Xmas in the 
UK? It seems to me that the schedulers just all 
piss off and they bring in their grandparents to 
fill in. Take BBC 2 for example... Generally they 
play the Simpson's 6pm every week day; it's a good
show and gets the highest ratings most weeks. So 
over Xmas, what do they do? Stop showing it.

What do they show in it's place... random films 
from the 60's.

Why?

Beats the shit out of me.

They are bastards. And I hate them.

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PaRiS
paris@thegreatone.me.uk
www.thegreatone.me.uk


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