ܲ ۱ ۱ ۲ ۱ ޲ݰ ۲ ܲ ܲ ۱ ۲ ߰ ۲۱߰ ۲ ߰ ߱ ۲ ۲ ۲ ۲ ݰ ۱ ۱ ۲ ۲ ߲ ߲ ۱ ߱ ۲ti! ۲۱ ߱ pOrk #000,000,006 "Anti-Semetist Munkees, And the Doodleboys who love them" -- ( pOrk #6 intro ) ----------------------------------------------------------- no. i am not going to talk about jew-hating monkeys. Nor their sex slaves. But those titles-that-have-nothing-to-do-with-the-zine are pretty popular, so i decided to jump on the bagwagon. w00w00! you know you ph34r. ok.. here comes something cool. -- ( pOrk #6 definition of the month ) ----------------------------------------- fornix (fr'niks) n., pl. for'nices (-n sz') [ModL. < L., an arch] any of several anatomic arches or folds, such as the vault of the pharynx or the upper part of the vagina fornix : area between mouth and throat, or pussy lips -- ( pOrk #6 ascii section ) --------------------------------------------------- y0h0h0. Here's my unbiased (well, almost, sometimes Satan tells me what to choose) choices for top ascii pic for the month of 1195, and top 5 fonts. -- ( screw that ) ------------------------------------------------------------- only ascii packs that came out were wicked and trank. maybe next time. -- ( sometimes i like to think i can fly ) ------------------------------------ me too. -- ( why are you talking to the headers!? ) ----------------------------------- i have no clue. its the in thing to do these days. -- ( neeto skeeto top ten type thing ) ---------------------------------------- Top 10 Reasons Why My Life Sucks 10. I sit around listening to vinyl all day. They went out in the 70s. 9. I wrestle. Its a common known fact that all jocks are evil mockerys of all that is good and fuzzy. hate me. 8. I'm listening to vinyl RIGHT NOW. 7. Because I'm doing a top 10. top 10's are dumb. 6. I have a Marilyn Manson patch stapled to my forehead. I'm obviously obsessed with a group full of sinners and child molesters. What kind of gawd-ph34ring d00dl3b0y am i?! 5. Not only is it vinyl, its a Sub Pop collection. oooooooh. 4. I did the line noise in here by hand. Really. I swear. Whatta life. 3. That vinyl joke got old around #8. 2. I sometimes like to pretend i am the munkee king, and dance wildly. 1. 3y3 dr4w 4ns1!@@#E$%&#^*& ph34r m3@!#@$#$ PH34R M3!@@#$%& -- ( that was pretty dumb Trip ) ---------------------------------------------- but it gets me chicks. waitaminute. i'm not talking to dividers any more. -- ( line noise, serving no purpose other than taking up space ) -------------- `xf~f~~xfffff怘fff~ f~~ff~~~~`ff~`fxff`fff~fxf~怘怘怘怘fffx`~~怘怘`ff`ff~ffff怘怘`怘怘a`a`a`a`a`a`a`a`a`a`hxhxhxhxhxhx!`!`!`!`!`怘`枆`怘f怘怘fxf~~ffffx怘怘f~f~~xfffffff~~f~~ff~~~~`~ff~`fxff`fff~fxf~怘`x`~昞枞~x~~f~f~~~~~~~~~f~f~昞枞~`~x~ff~~f~~f~`f枞`f~` fxff`f~`昞xff~昞~~~~fx~ff~x~~x~`x`~x~f~f~xf~`f~x枞~~~ffxf~x~ff~~f~~~f~~f~~ff~昞~fff~fx~f~枞~f枞`xx枞`f~`x~x f~枞~~~fxfxfx`f~~f~x~fxfxfff `f~`昞ff`fff~~昞f`x`M ~~~~~fx`f~x~f~~ff~昞~f~fxfx~~~ff~~x`~枞~f~f~~f~~f~枞~f~x f~枞~~~~~~f~ff~f枞`xx枞~~~~~~~~~f~` f~枞~fx`xx枞`xf~~f~x~~fxf`x`xfx~xf枞~~~~~~x~~fx`f~x~x`xf~昞f~~~fxf~枞~fxxfff~枞~~~`~~fxf~~f~x`枞`xx~~`f~`~x`~枞~~~ fxfxxf~ff~~~fxf~昞x`xff~x~x~~~~ -- ( w00! that was spiff trip ) ----------------------------------------------- thanks. that took me about a week to type out with the # pad, so you better like it. First person to tell me what part of my anotomy is mentioned in there gets a free ascii. -- ( how do i tell you i found it?! yer out in the boonfucks of arizona. ) ---- by vmb, of course. oh, i wanna point something out. that vmb misfit is so fond of calling his, it's OURS. actually, its the apathy vmb. but we're the seniors, so its OURS. capiche? i can't find the slip of paper i have with the #, so just read pork 1-5, its in there somewhere. -- ( what ya listenin to trip? ) ---------------------------------------------- Mudhoney, on vinyl. My record player kicks all sorts of ass. It was my moms when she was just a wee lass. Now its mine. Its a manual, i have to set the needle myself. But it rocks. Vinyl sounds better than any other. cd, tape, 8- track.. anything. vinyl kicks all of their ass. -- ( ok, thats it trip. i'm sick of you. go away. ) --------------------------- k. hopefully, SOMEONE liked this. if not, well, screw you. eventually, every one will ph34r me. by the year 2000, i will be the US embassador to China. So there. -- ( th th the thats all, folks ) --------------------------------------------- guys who do shit for pOrk : misfit the big cheese trip not so big cheese -- (distros? )----------------------------------------------------------------- board : zyzop guy: alderaan mindcrime avalon belial birdhouse projekts devine styler erebus hooch evil intentions betrayer illegal immigrants trip SAUCE00its pOrk baby. whack off to it. pOrk people 19951119#!P