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                          Who reads The Abuser?

                       -hackers
                       -fone phreaks
                       -anarchists
                       -k0de kidz
                       -warez pups
                       -doodle boys
                       -Mogel.....phear him!
                       -Militia groups around the country
                       -Official reading material of the O.J.
                        Simpson jury
                       -Islamic Fundamentalists
                       -Bill Clinton, he ranks it right between
                        the Daily Brief and Playboy
                       -Disgrunteled postal workers